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Gordzilla's avatar

You can't even parody this stuff.

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Gordzilla's avatar

Oh... I forgot to add that it's not a particularly good pun either.

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Samuel Gaines's avatar

Oh so true on both counts!

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April's avatar

Wow. I’m so glad I don’t give money to Yale.

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Debbie Wagner's avatar

Someone please tell me this is a joke. It’s a joke, right? They are punking us with satire like The Onion or Babylon Bee? No one is really this dumb….no way….

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Benjy Shyovitz's avatar

I don’t know if I wanna be a climate cunt. I’m really more of a fossil fuel fag.

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david fusselman's avatar

I'll take eco p**** c*** flowers that start with the letter "L" for $200 Alex.

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Samuel Gaines's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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Steve S's avatar

When I tell my wife I'm looking for a way forward - through the pussy, she calls me a flirt. I would never dream of calling her, or anybody else, a "climate cunt." I'm clueless as to what that even means.

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John R. Grout's avatar

Truth is stranger than fiction.

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Jeff G's avatar

MANifesto?? This CANNOT be authentic.

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Sarah's avatar

If these unis shut themselves down not sure I would cry at all.

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Rich Rostrom's avatar

"Cthulhucene"? Lovecraft must be spinning in his grave.

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M Lucky's avatar

Are all papers now graded as shit posts?

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Alexander Simonelis's avatar

Totally worthless. Lindsay, Pluckrose and Boghossian could have written this. Maybe they did. If not, the authors can explain their oeuvre to their fellow baristas.

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